I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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