i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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