i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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