HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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