found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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