I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sponge bath it is.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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