People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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