Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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