Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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