quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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