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I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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