Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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