Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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