I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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