No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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