You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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