I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
