Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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