so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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