I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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