check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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