This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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