seriously i just wanna be friends
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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