windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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