Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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