If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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