well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We had to coat check the pizza.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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