her vagine was all disorganized.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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