is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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