Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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