And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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