hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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