i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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