I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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