have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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