therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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