Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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