When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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