whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I FOUND THE LEGS
Randomize
