end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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