I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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