No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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