can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Randomize
