Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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