He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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