Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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