i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Ladies don't puke and tell
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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