ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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