i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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