i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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