why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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