my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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