i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dick very happy bro
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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