i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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