Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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